Wut?

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 04/28/2016 at 16:20 • Filed to: None

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I get daily spam in one of my gmail accounts, and it’s always some sort of ruse, usually with an attachment that they want you to open. They are often couched in some sort of BS about a bill that you owe. Today, I got one and it was signed:

Cordell Valentine

Head of Non-Processing Infrastructure

Non-Processing Infrastructure? What is that even? Cordell Valentine was (is?) a football player who played at Tarleton State. These things are annoying, but my parents are living proof that these scams work.

jimz > ttyymmnn 04/28/2016 at 16:26

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I once got a 419 scam email from a “persecuted white farmer in Zimbabwe” whose name was supposedly “Sheryl Crowe.”

PanchoVilleneuve ST > ttyymmnn 04/28/2016 at 16:32

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It’s a form of urban planning, like reticulating splines.

Brickman > ttyymmnn 04/28/2016 at 17:32

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I always get “meet sexy asians” and “horny people in your area” spam :P

ttyymmnn > Brickman 04/28/2016 at 17:42

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I’m married. There are no horny people in my area.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > ttyymmnn 04/28/2016 at 19:05

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Sorry, I win for the oddest Gmail spam ever:

Frenchlicker > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 04/28/2016 at 19:15

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What a shitty contract killer.